Home > Webmaster News > Internet News > Introducing TrumpScript – Donald Trump Style Programming

Introducing TrumpScript – Donald Trump Style Programming

Sam Shadwell, a Rice University of Texas student, has written a brand new programming language which does everything Donald Trump style. The new language is a modified version of Python, and it will only do and output things that The Donald would do or say himself.

Here are TrumpScript’s features:

  • TrumpScript won’t run via root users. Trump is all you should need.
  • TrumpScript won’t compile on computers in China and Mexico.
  • No floating numbers. Everything is integers because Trump never does anything halfway.
  • All numbers must be greater than 1 million.
  • TrumpScript does not have an “import” method. Everything must be home-grown in America.
  • “True” and “False” have been replaced with “Fact” and “Lie.”
  • All TrumpScript applications must end with the phrase “America is great.”
  • TrumpScript’s error messages are real-life Trump quotes.
  • Everything is completely (case) insensitive
  • TrumptScript won’t work on Windows. Because Trump is not a PC guy.
  • TrumpScript limits the variable names only to politician names and Donald Trumps’s favorite words.

TrumpScript is available on GitHub for you’re programming language.

About Michael Boguslavskiy

Michael Boguslavskiy is a full-stack developer & online presence consultant based out of New York City. He's been offering freelance marketing & development services for over a decade. He currently manages Rapid Purple - and online webmaster resources center; and Media Explode - a full service marketing agency.

Check Also

Introducing A New SEO Reporting Tool, Plus Some SEO Tips

Search Engine Optimization is one of the most important tasks that any business can undertake. ...

Like every other website, this site uses cookies to analyze our traffic. Cookies may also be utilized by our advertisers and partners. By using this website you agree to the use of said cookies. More Information

The cookie settings on this website are set to "allow cookies" to give you the best browsing experience possible. If you continue to use this website without changing your cookie settings, continuing to navigate past this message, or you click "Accept" below then you are consenting to the use of cookies on the Rapid Purple website.

Close