Sam Shadwell, a Rice University of Texas student, has written a brand new programming language which does everything Donald Trump style. The new language is a modified version of Python, and it will only do and output things that The Donald would do or say himself.

Here are TrumpScript’s features:

  • TrumpScript won’t run via root users. Trump is all you should need.
  • TrumpScript won’t compile on computers in China and Mexico.
  • No floating numbers. Everything is integers because Trump never does anything halfway.
  • All numbers must be greater than 1 million.
  • TrumpScript does not have an “import” method. Everything must be home-grown in America.
  • “True” and “False” have been replaced with “Fact” and “Lie.”
  • All TrumpScript applications must end with the phrase “America is great.”
  • TrumpScript’s error messages are real-life Trump quotes.
  • Everything is completely (case) insensitive
  • TrumptScript won’t work on Windows. Because Trump is not a PC guy.
  • TrumpScript limits the variable names only to politician names and Donald Trumps’s favorite words.

TrumpScript is available on GitHub for you’re programming language.

Published by Michael Boguslavskiy

Michael Boguslavskiy is a full-stack developer & online presence consultant based out of New York City. He's been offering freelance marketing & development services for over a decade. He currently manages Rapid Purple - and online webmaster resources center; and Media Explode - a full service marketing agency.

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